Do you know what a sacrum is? Turns out we all have one. I think it’s the medical term for a tailbone. Anywho, did you know you can injure a sacrum? Yeah, neither did I. But somehow, while standing FOURTEEN hours a day, I managed to inflame the muscles around my tailbone and I’m currently…
Poultry
Chicken Piccata Fettuccine with Asparagus
Unlike most families, our schoolyear began only this week. As a result, I have two Twinkies who are moping their way through life. Poor Twinks; I guess they assumed life could be lived without the knowledge of atoms, molecules and pythagorean theorems- they’re devastated. I keep trying to reassure them that their kindles won’t die…
Caribbean Grilled Chicken Wings
I’m currently trying to plan a trip to someone’s island in the middle of nowhere. What island? I have no earthly idea. But, I know I wanna be on it with my man, a “drank” in my hand, and sand all up in my business. Can you you give me tips or recommendations? I’ll pay…
Chicken Tuscano Pasta: And Mom Confessions
This Chicken Tuscano Pasta has solidified my ranking as a “Master Liar” in the parenting game. I am rocking my crown proudly, people. Real proud. I needed to take a mental break while I was typing this post; so naturally, I dropped in to see what drama was unfolding over on Facebook. You’re thinking, “Who takes…
Chicken and Potato Thyme!
This. This one-pan chicken and potato thyme meal is what you make to avoid a long-term prison sentence. I’m on week 2 of being without an oven. Correction: Ovensssssssssssssss. Two weeks without both of my ovens. Fabulous how first world problems work, isn’t it? Don’t fret. The privilege my complaint exudes is not lost on me….
Butter Chicken
We shouldn’t ever complain about paying more money to eat ethnic food. Know that when I say, “We,” I’m really talking about me. No, we shouldn’t complain. Well, unless it’s food from Antarctica- I can’t imagine they have sophisticated cuisine (I’m totally going to get reamed for that, aren’t I?). I have been wrong…
